Fuck all kinds of Duck
Do you ever post naked pictures of yourself on your blog? Have you ever had anal sex? Have you ever had a guy cum on your face? Would you ever send naked pics of yourself to an email?

smutpot:

drgraevling:

shugarskull:

saucy-dwen:

No, yes, no.

As for the last one: I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt that you, like some other dudes on the internet, assume that because I’m a woman who draws porn that I must personally cater to your needs for wank- off material.

But just so you (and others) know for the future, it’s REALLY disrespectful to just straight up ask for nudes, especially ones sent to a personal email. For a whole bunch of reasons, but mainly because I don’t know who you are.

This goes for anyone considering sending a message like this to ANY woman online; you wouldn’t walk up to someone in the street and ask for her to take her top off (unless you were a major-league creep, thereby proving the point). Don’t do it on the internet, either. If a chick wants to send you naked pictures, you’ll know about it. 

wtf why did this guy just show up bombarding you with all these weird sexual questions?

What is it with people getting creepy towards women on the internet? Especially female artists. Nobody considers sending messages like this to someone like me, because I’m a guy. I’ve never gotten creepy shit like this. But a lot of female artists who draw porn get asked shit like this, as if them drawing porn means that they’re all interested in showing themselves off.

You wouldn’t think that about me just because I draw porn, so you shouldn’t think it about women who draw porn either.

I admittedly put up with this crap from one person, and that only because I was too polite to tell someone to fuck right off.  That was the last fucking time.

Seriously, if you wouldn’t ask someone to their face, don’t ask on the internet.  And if you WOULD ask to their face, well, just don’t say you weren’t fucking warned.  I’m so sick of the misconception that just because a woman draws porn, she’s automatically a nympho and a showoff who’ll have absolutely no fucking problem sending you pics.

Seriously, pull your head out of your ass if you even begin to think this way.  I don’t draw this shit so you can have wank material, I do it for me, so I have no interest in sending you shit.

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

somethingpointy:

Warrior princes and all that shit

dress-s-t-y-l-e:

Gorgeous Whimsical Appliqued Sleeveless Satin Wedding Dress

dress-s-t-y-l-e:

Gorgeous Whimsical Appliqued Sleeveless Satin Wedding Dress

chibihobbit:

clevergirlwithabluebox:

This is fabulous. 

THE FACT THAT IT’S AL MAKES THIS 100x BETTER

chibihobbit:

clevergirlwithabluebox:

This is fabulous. 

THE FACT THAT IT’S AL MAKES THIS 100x BETTER

The devolution of the Fawlty Towers sign 

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

wsswatson:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

flying-prussian-pugs:

rules-broken-fate-rewritten:

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.

I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.

If nipples are sexual organs, then men shouldn’t be allowed to show theirs either. Because it’s always the nipples, right? Women are allowed to show cleavage, but god forbid they show their nipples. The nipple on a man’s breast is the same as the nipple on a woman’s. Literally the only difference is that a woman’s breast is generally larger.

If we lived in a society where women were allowed to show their breasts, people wouldn’t consider them sexual organs. They would be considered something normal that everyone has seen and no one would care about. It’s gotten to a point where it’s not about a woman’s comfort but about what men want, and they want boobs to be sexual so they force us to hide them to keep them that way.

And besides that, I’ve seen guys with bigger boobs than some women, so your argument is not only flawed but completely stupid.

This argument is so ridiculous because surely by that line of thinking, cis men’s nipples are MORE sexual than cis women’s nipples, since cis women’s nipples have the SECONDARY function of sexual stimulation and the PRIMARY function of breast feeding, while the ONLY function of cis men’s nipples is sexual stimulation.

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson